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Dear Santa, Forget Not the Boozehounds

Dear Santa, Forget Not the Boozehounds

10 Great Toys For the Alcoholic Inside of Us All(Link) Including the Wine-Rack, a refillable “waterbra” for your honey’s meade because there’s something strangely satisfying about swilling your grog directly from the jug(s).

Socking Stuffer for the Crackhead on your List

Socking Stuffer for the Crackhead on your List

 Looking for a holiday gift for the track-mark-laden heroin addict? How about the perfect paraphernalia multitasker – a combination spoon and precision digital scale. Now your stereo filching panhandling burden on society can rest easy on his...

Prelude to Hell Freezing Over?

Prelude to Hell Freezing Over?

On the hot desolate sphere of rock between us and Jupiter, NASA scientists have confirmed seeing SNOW falling from clouds on Mars. No word yet on the flight path of Santa’s sleigh ‘ore the...

The Customary Hello World!

The Customary Hello World!

UPDATE: Even imported all the old posts, so no loss of data. Sweet! Finally made the leap from a blogger.com FTP published blog to a real honest-to-goodness WordPress blog hosted on my own domain....

Can the Fuzz Search Yer Phone?

Can the Fuzz Search Yer Phone?

First off, if you’re packing kiddie porn on your phone, you need to be locked away anyhows, for a long freaking time you sick f^(*. But this link points to an interesting article written...

Casualties of the NFL

Casualties of the NFL

For every boy that’s ever dreamed of growing up to be a pro football player.Here’s the reality cunt-punt:http://www.mensjournal.com/feature/M162/M162_CasualtiesoftheNFL.html

Can I Get An Amen

Can I Get An Amen

Go on a cheesy email rant, see your name published. (OK, it’s not exactly like writing a story for the Times, but published is published.) Peterson’s 4 Wheel and Off Road – January 2008,...

10 Reasons Not To Have Kids

10 Reasons Not To Have Kids

10 Good Reasons Not You May Not Want To Have Kids gives us the lowdown on the wee widdle wugwats. As if you needed more than one reason: #9 is: “Once they are Born...

Another One With Blackmail Value = $0.00

Another One With Blackmail Value = $0.00

I was in shape once – I swear!At the top of Haystack Mountain in the Bob Marshall Wilderness, looking along the Chinese Wall. Somewhere around 37 miles into the 75 mile, 8-day hike. I...