Glacier Nat Park Wit No Camera?
What do you do when you go on a weekend trip to Glacier National Park and don’t pack your Camera? You break out your Verizon Voyager and hope that the 2 megapixel goodness is as hot as the saleschick (said it) was.
What do you mean you also forgot a jacket? It’s called GLACIER. You know, like a permanent mass of ice. And you dress like you’re going to the friggin’ Bahamas? Dumbass.