Where my Bloated Stinking Corpse Will be Found

Sweet, sweet sausage gravy on tap
Sweet, sweet sausage gravy on tap

Beat still my XXXL heart!

The Bob Evans Sausage Gravy dispenser may be my Saturday morning hangover’s wet dream come true.

Fuck you Jamie Oliver! Fuck you and your Food Revolution! T’ell wit your hippie herbivore ways! I’m living life in the fat lane.

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