DurXXX Random Rants Blog

The Uptown Manefesto

(Edit 8/23/2014, adding Reverse Angled Parking) Living in Helena missing home gives a guy lots of time to dream about coming home and making a difference. Here’s a (not necessarily linear or finished) braindump....

WTF Hipstamagic

I’ll admit that no one will ever accuse me of being a hip fashonista in my faded Levis and crusty pitstained Def Lep shirt with the sleeves ripped off so it falls on you...

Single Dude’s Guide to the Perfect Steak

Yes, I know the propane barbeque is the pinnacle of mankind’s evolution from pinching a loaf in a dark cave to master ozone trashing carnivore, but sooner or later you’re going run out of...

New Website In The Works – or in the CRAPR

New Website In The Works – or in the CRAPR

–UPDATE– No positive feedback on the pothole idea, but with the rains and weather lately places right in the middle of Helena are flooding so I changed the categories a bit and the same...

Where my Bloated Stinking Corpse Will be Found

Sweet, sweet sausage gravy on tap Beat still my XXXL heart! The Bob Evans Sausage Gravy dispenser may be my Saturday morning hangover’s wet dream come true. Fuck you Jamie Oliver! Fuck you and your Food...

Webcam Games for the Antisocial Friendless Loser

Webcam Games for the Antisocial Friendless Loser

If you have a webcam and this real fugly shirt you can visit http://www.t-post.se/rockpaperscissors and play a game against some creepy animated disembodied hand that grows out of your chest like that Kuato dude from Total...

Glacier Nat Park Wit No Camera?

What do you do when you go on a weekend trip to Glacier National Park and don’t pack your Camera? You break out your Verizon Voyager and hope that the 2 megapixel goodness is as...

Burger King Hawking Meat-Scented Cologne

Burger King Hawking Meat-Scented Cologne

I’m not making this $hit up people. At www.firemeetsdesire.com, you can purchase a vial of “The scent of the Whopper”, “With a hint of flame-broiled meat.” Mmmmm, you smell like minimum wage.