Musings of another asshat from Butte, MT
Testing some “Flatten the Curve” JavaScript/JSON/CanvasJS charting:X Axis date labels and hover-over dates need some work. They’re not milliseconds, but the dates are correct. (306ms = 3/06/2020) Data is from https://covidtracking.com and is updated...
(Edit 8/23/2014, adding Reverse Angled Parking) Living in Helena missing home gives a guy lots of time to dream about coming home and making a difference. Here’s a (not necessarily linear or finished) braindump....
I’ll admit that no one will ever accuse me of being a hip fashonista in my faded Levis and crusty pitstained Def Lep shirt with the sleeves ripped off so it falls on you...
Yes, I know the propane barbeque is the pinnacle of mankind’s evolution from pinching a loaf in a dark cave to master ozone trashing carnivore, but sooner or later you’re going run out of...
–UPDATE– No positive feedback on the pothole idea, but with the rains and weather lately places right in the middle of Helena are flooding so I changed the categories a bit and the same...
Sweet, sweet sausage gravy on tap Beat still my XXXL heart! The Bob Evans Sausage Gravy dispenser may be my Saturday morning hangover’s wet dream come true. Fuck you Jamie Oliver! Fuck you and your Food...
The Terminator-Eyes feature is quite badass, but the apparent night-vision and lane departure warning could be a valuable feature for driving whilst getting your Drinkey-Drink on.
If you have a webcam and this real fugly shirt you can visit http://www.t-post.se/rockpaperscissors and play a game against some creepy animated disembodied hand that grows out of your chest like that Kuato dude from Total...
Note to self: Do not schedule any activities on the Reservation (like visiting Glacier) during Injun Days. No Alcohol Sales during North American Indian Days July 9-13 Note to others: Drive a few miles off...
What do you do when you go on a weekend trip to Glacier National Park and don’t pack your Camera? You break out your Verizon Voyager and hope that the 2 megapixel goodness is as...
I’m not making this $hit up people. At www.firemeetsdesire.com, you can purchase a vial of “The scent of the Whopper”, “With a hint of flame-broiled meat.” Mmmmm, you smell like minimum wage.
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